So it's a good feeling when you think that your wife is totally hot.
I'd have to say that Shandy has totally gotten better with age. Don't get me wrong, She was awesome from the start but each day she grows more and more beautiful.
Not every guy can say that and actually mean it. I know some guys with wives who peaked at 18 and it's been all down hill from there. Some women get to be in their 30's and just look worn out. They wear the mom uniform and develop a love for "stretchy pants". Now don't get me wrong, as Ignacio explained to Chanco, "When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun." and that rings true. Lucha Libre is fun but soccer moms in stretchy pants...not so fun...
I digress. Bottom line: My wife is hot!
So I ran into this strip last week at the airport and it really struck close to home. I can totally relate to Wally:
Wally is a role model, really. A modern day Costanza. A hero for office pukes everywhere.
I'm really close to pulling a Mark Honn and deleting my entire inbox and then sending out a mass email saying that the contents of my inbox are gone. If there's anything important, please send it again. Of course then I have to sort out all of the important stuff before I do a mass delete.
Tomorrow Craig flies in from Montana and he, I, Bill, and Brent are going to hit the BSU Spring Scrimmage. I expect that there will be consumption of copious amounts of greasy food resulting in what Bill and I like to refer to as, "The Roaring Diarrhea", a term I discovered in anthropology class my Junior year of college. It was described as a pleasurable byproduct of eating a fat bull, by the Kung!San tribe of Africa (insert a tongue click between the 'Kung' and the 'San' where the exclamation point is...you know, there aren't enough tongue clicks in the English language. Maybe I'll make it my mission in life to add tongue clicks into everyday conversations. Knowing my luck, people will probably mistake it for Tourettes Syndrome...)
I'd have to say that Shandy has totally gotten better with age. Don't get me wrong, She was awesome from the start but each day she grows more and more beautiful.
Not every guy can say that and actually mean it. I know some guys with wives who peaked at 18 and it's been all down hill from there. Some women get to be in their 30's and just look worn out. They wear the mom uniform and develop a love for "stretchy pants". Now don't get me wrong, as Ignacio explained to Chanco, "When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun." and that rings true. Lucha Libre is fun but soccer moms in stretchy pants...not so fun...
I digress. Bottom line: My wife is hot!
So I ran into this strip last week at the airport and it really struck close to home. I can totally relate to Wally:
Wally is a role model, really. A modern day Costanza. A hero for office pukes everywhere.
I'm really close to pulling a Mark Honn and deleting my entire inbox and then sending out a mass email saying that the contents of my inbox are gone. If there's anything important, please send it again. Of course then I have to sort out all of the important stuff before I do a mass delete.
Tomorrow Craig flies in from Montana and he, I, Bill, and Brent are going to hit the BSU Spring Scrimmage. I expect that there will be consumption of copious amounts of greasy food resulting in what Bill and I like to refer to as, "The Roaring Diarrhea", a term I discovered in anthropology class my Junior year of college. It was described as a pleasurable byproduct of eating a fat bull, by the Kung!San tribe of Africa (insert a tongue click between the 'Kung' and the 'San' where the exclamation point is...you know, there aren't enough tongue clicks in the English language. Maybe I'll make it my mission in life to add tongue clicks into everyday conversations. Knowing my luck, people will probably mistake it for Tourettes Syndrome...)
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OK so I'm posting because no one has posted and you are so freakin' amusing that I can't not post and say that at least. :P
Since Celeste commented... I feel peer pressured into commenting as well. You are definitely amusing. I think you are probably a BOTH the greatest thing since sliced bread and the biggest friggin' idiot around, but I think that might be the army, because my husband is both of those things too. I can't say for sure, though, because I don't know you personally. Keep up the fun posts... they make for good reading!
I'm really tempted to delete your entire blog, and then ask you if there was anything worth reading to please blog it again.
I'm also considering asking for roayalties.
Mark Honn
I really like when people are expressing their opinion and thought. So I like the way you are writing
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